noun: Any car exceeding the speed limit or driving recklessly, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the Scape Goat will get caught in any speed trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Doing this is called Scape Goating.
"That guy's going pretty fast... I'm going to let him get a little further ahead of me, and then I'll speed up and use him as a Scape Goat."
by Jace555 May 04, 2009
A classification of girls that enjoy anal sex, which was found out by the following:
In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "YE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E....-S" in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as a happy goat, telling the guy that she is a fan of anal sex.
In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "YE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E....-S" in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as a happy goat, telling the guy that she is a fan of anal sex.
"Dude, you remember that redhead from the bar last night???
So, apparently, she makes a crapload of money, looks amazing naked, her carpet matches her pubes by the way, and best of all...SHES A HAPPY GOAT!"
So, apparently, she makes a crapload of money, looks amazing naked, her carpet matches her pubes by the way, and best of all...SHES A HAPPY GOAT!"
by Slammoth October 27, 2009
Some one with a lot of hair this can include arms and legs but mostly applies to people with long hair, beards and moustaches who tend to stroke them. In some unfortunate cases, this can also apply to women.
Mayo is waiting outside the gates of a University with her friends, Philadelphia and Summer. A man wearing a long blue cloak dotted with silver stars, half moon spectacles walks past. He has long white hair and a beard. He is wearing a pointed hat. He strokes his beard in thought.
P: He is such a goat man!!!
S: Lol, yeah.
M: That can't be. No. It is. It is!! *runs after him*
A: What??? Where's she going?
P: OMG!!! IT IS!!! *runs after him screaming "Dumbledore"*
S: Who's Rumblemore????
P: He is such a goat man!!!
S: Lol, yeah.
M: That can't be. No. It is. It is!! *runs after him*
A: What??? Where's she going?
P: OMG!!! IT IS!!! *runs after him screaming "Dumbledore"*
S: Who's Rumblemore????
by THE CHEESE TEACHER August 05, 2012
by olliee88 June 22, 2010
Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, despite any adversity.
Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.
by Growth Squared April 15, 2022
by k Keister's quick February 02, 2015
by Gustarve February 13, 2015