Futterwaking

An eccentric dance done by the Mad Hatter near the end of the latest Alice in Wonderland movie with Johnny Depp.

Did you see that chick on the dance floor she was Futterwaking til the sun came up

by silyottersparky August 14, 2010

Future Gash

A girl who you are neither dating, nor sleeping with yet, who is a dead cert to sleep with you in the near future.

Guy 1: Hey, was that chick last night your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Nah, i don't get tied down, she was just a tasty bit of future gash.

by Mrfredash January 23, 2011

Future Trash

To leave a job, chore, assignment or i.o.u's to your future self to avoid doing it in present.

'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'

or

'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'

by RainbowRedBox January 1, 2012

futurelicious

The kind of thing/person/experience that will or should become the norm in an ideal paradise vision of the future.

"Diggin it, you're sooo futurelicious baby"
"Oh daddio, that too excellent pizza was THE futurelicious"
"I saw this car today man, it was so futurelicous…"

by boshy October 19, 2012

futurephoria

Noun: the feeling that you're actually living in the future

Jim was overcome with a profound sense of futurephoria when he realized he had access to nearly the full compendium of human knowledge and endless pornography through a small device he carried in his pocket.

by drspacemonkey April 26, 2013

Futural

The opposite of mutual: To disagree

Simone was angry at Fraser over a futural decision

by Frizz0007 October 20, 2013

Future pussy

future pussy: (n) The maximization of sexual possibilities in the future via small gesture.

''Bro! i was snap chatting this broad and was definitely getting mad future pussy.''

by cezar December 29, 2014