Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Stafula (not frog)

A frightening, cannibalistic demifrog. Currently on the run from the FBI after violating his parole conditions. Urban legend says that it's still looking for people to devour to this day, and it is recommended you report any sightings to your local law enforcement agency.

Candy: I want to hug you guys, you're so adorable! /p
Stafula (not frog): I wanna eat you

by BulliedCandy February 5, 2022

Miss you as much as a toad and a frog

Not at all. Not missing you one bit. Get the hint

I miss you as much as a toad and a frog

by Who knows, maybe you May 22, 2021

Frogging

1. intr.v, The act of defecating in a western toilet in a non-traditional, squatting manner, by first removing all clothing from the waist down, including shoes, and planting one's bare feet on the toilet seat. The person squats in a position reminiscent of a frog, and shits.

Frogging is healthier than sitting on the toilet seat, as it reduces unnatural stress on the sphincter.

Frogging is the new shitting.

I frog every time I have to shit, it's so much better for you, you should try it.

Marshall! Are you in there!? You better not be frogging my mom's toilet, you son of a bitch!

by FattMels September 22, 2011

frog

to pull out your stitches when knitting or doing crochet work.

- I'm planning to frog that scarf I was making on. I want the yarn for my hat.
- After my third visible mistake, I frogged the whole project.

by Dena Fitzgerald February 14, 2008

froggie style

when a girl croutchs down into a ball and a man picks her up and starts fuckin her up the ass

bob and laquish did it froggie style last nite.

by cole hinders June 3, 2007

frogan

This word generally applies to a grogan laid in snow or icy weater, upon where it freezes, resulting in the aptly named "frogan".

My grogan became a frogan before it hit the bowl as someone left the igloo door open.

by Boon January 6, 2004