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Free Grobstein

Free Grobstein was a schoolwide campaign in Westfield, New Jersey which demanded the reinstatement of the position of substitute teacher for Howard Grobstein.

Early in the week of Halloween 2018, Grobstein was caught watching pornography on his laptop during a class period, and allegedly displayed the NSFW content from his laptop in front of students with a projector, which got him fired by the WHS administration.

Later in the week, WHS students responded by chanting the line "Free Grobstein" in the hallways, in hopes of getting Grobstein’s job reinstated. On December 20, 2018, a student at WHS launched a GoFundMe campaign with a goal of raising $100,000 to get Grobstein’s job as a substitute teacher reinstated.
WHS Student: Free Grobstein!! Let him finish!
by Ty 722001 April 18, 2022
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Covid-Free

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
by MathPlus July 16, 2021
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Free Lancing

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.
by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018
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free canoe

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
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Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.
Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
by Bordchef May 24, 2013
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free admin

Something that a Roblox noob really wants. As much as free robux. They will do anything for that power. Anyways imma go take a dump on my cousin's car now. Cya.
Noob: Gimme free admin please please please.
Admin: Screw you, screw your family, screw your entire life, go eat ice.
by TotallyNotAnIdiot April 1, 2021
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Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time
" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"
by lilpea May 29, 2016
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