Delay fish

One who constantly makes others late

Andy, you are such a Delay fish.

by barabaraba crumb bum May 31, 2007

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pilot fish

an individual that is an expert at getting something from those around him/her for free. Usually obtains free drinks, drugs, money, a free meal... Just as a pilot fish attaches itself to a shark for a free ride.

Sure I'll buy this round.
It's your turn now, how about if you buy this round?
I have no money, sorry
What are you? A pilot fish?

by Dman57 April 5, 2008

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Fat Chick Fish Off

Based on a fishing tournament format, the 'Fat Chick Fish Off" is when a group of males go out 'fishing' at a bar or party and attempt to 'catch' as many hefty females as possible. The goal is to catch the biggest female. At the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. Each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. The fat females are then kicked out and 'released' back into the wild. They can also be eaten if preferred.

John: How did you do in the Fat Chick Fish Off tournament last night?

Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!

by GOJDCJ October 19, 2010

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tangled fish

Another word for drunk, intoxicated, hammered, etc...
Caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol.

I drank so much I was like a tangled fish caught in a net.

by Marty08 September 3, 2008

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Bearded Fish Wallet

A hairy vagina with a fishy smell.

I was going down on some hoe the other day and she had the most trifling bearded fish wallet I have ever seen.

by tommy's gurl August 20, 2011

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Swedish Fish

A synonym of the word best. The best thing ever.

Have you ever tried the best thing ever? You mean Swedish Fish? Yes!!

Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?

by Swedish Fish August 11, 2014

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