Fentanyl Frank

The sexual act in which you pop out of the floor boards, step on your partners neck and show them your tits

I came home the other night and Fionna pulled a fentanyl frank on me, it was kind of hot!

by robgan August 12, 2025

fentanylism

the ideology that drugs are the foundation of society

y'know theo's a supporter of fentanylism

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

Financial Bias

When someone makes decisions irregardless of life damaged or pain caused in the objective goal of making more money. A heavy bias towards financial gain.

Corporations only act with financial bias in mind when making executive level decisions.

by Aknownmouse August 29, 2025

Financships

1. A relationship built primarily on financial growth, investment, or mutual economic benefit.
2. A partnership where money, wealth, and opportunity are the foundation instead of emotion or casual friendship.

Being defined as “I don’t want friendships, I want financships—connections that stack paper, not waste time.”

by BIGTADA September 2, 2025

Finance sis

The female version of a finance bro, but better; one who buys designer, attends parties with businessmen with high net income, vacations at Nikki Beach and boasts of the corporate finance role she works in. Gets money.

‘Olivia is such a finance sis, she bought her fourth Louis Vuitton this month.’

by Jan5678 September 28, 2025

fentanylsecond

Fentanylsecond /ˈfɛn.tə.nɪlˌsɛk.ənd/ — noun

1. An immeasurably brief unit of time; shorter than any rational duration, yet somehow still long enough for something catastrophic to happen.

2. A metaphorical instant so fleeting it challenges the laws of physics, common sense, and moral restraint.

Origin: Modern satirical coinage (21st century); blend of fentanyl (a dangerously potent opioid) and second.

“He was gone in a fentanylsecond.”

by Inventor of Fentanylsecond November 3, 2025

Finance Granola

A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.

Sammy is climbing after work while easting a sea oil free tuna sandwich, he's so finance granola.

by FG Buff November 11, 2025