waddle fail

the act a fat male who waddles like a penguin, and continuously says he is a virgin because he fails miserably each time he attempts to engage in sexual activities with a partner because he is always flacid

she was in the process of giving a blowjob but his cock was so flacid she walked away, and he chased her with his pants down and arms flailing, what a waddle fail

by Fredo Frog December 23, 2009

leap of fail

When you accept and believe in you will fail so much that you do not even try. Pretty much like learned helplessness.

Lazy student: I took a leap of fail in FLED 101 last semester.

by bathtubpisser March 14, 2011

FAIL FUK

When you fail so hard you should really go screw yourself and leave everyone alone.

So this dude asked me for $50 so I told him to go FAIL FUK himself.

by KlumzyyKiddy August 25, 2009

Fail ID

What you call Apple's Face ID feature when it fails to unlock your Apple phone using face recognition.

iPhone owner: "Bro, my iPhone won't unlock, facial recognition isn't working all of a sudden."

iPhone critic: "Fail ID! So much for artificial intelligence and all that stuff."

by 306Rawj September 12, 2017

PR fail

When a company creates a public relations campaign that fails so hard, they end up shooting themselves in the foot

Have you seen the utter PR fail that is Lush UK?

by naked_ravens June 11, 2018

meme fail

When a joke or phrase is lost on someone, especially ones from the internet.

Dude A: Want to go *nom nom nom* at that expensive restaurant by the beach?

Dude B: What the hell is that?

Dude A: Apparently a meme fail; want to go out to eat?

by MaxwellsDemon April 11, 2012

Fread Fail

A common PC game error which causes the said game to crash at startup, displaying a message in which it is written that "The Fread Has Failed". This baffled many PC users because it was an unheard of and unsolvable problem.
To this day, any game thats "Fread has failed" has to be returned and a new copy purchased.

Aw man chuck! I can't play Harry Potter 2 anymore because it keeps saying that my "FREAD HAS FAILED"!

or

Oh snap john, quick, return your copy of Super Mega Ninjas, it look's like the game is displaying the "Fread Fail" error!

by GameFixerErrorMan4994 December 5, 2009