First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

by qdnh92 October 17, 2012

Rain Forest Flush

A woman sits in a chair, and a man lays on the floor with his mouth aligned below the muff. The woman pours his/her favorite beverage between her breasts where it flows through the "rain forest" into the mans waiting mouth. Yum..Yum

see above

by P.B. March 17, 2004

The forest academy

The forest academy is a school based in north east London and the deadest school in Redbridge. Do not go to this school the teachers just don’t give a fuck and are pedos the sixth form is trash and there’s always beef you’ll literally get patterned plus every single year we get new different head teachers that don’t even last that long. The year 11s always be smoking in the field, the wannabe roadmen be bring shanks to school like they’re about that life, there’s Essex chavs everywhere like just shutuppp, the year 7s be running around like rats screaming ofb kmtt. Not even people who live in Hainault wanna come here hahaa

Me: *chewing gum*
Teacher: that will be 20 minutes after school, don’t show up and it will go on to 40

The forest academy = trash

by Woiii_:) December 9, 2020

Shermer's First Law of Intelligence

From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."

You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.

by Fearman December 28, 2007

Wake Forest Rolesville High School

Located in Wake County of North Carolina. It was recently under construction to build a four story tower building. It does not have as many teenage drunks or potheads as their rival school Wackfield(Wakefield).

Wake Forest Rolesville has an amazing football team and graduation rate.

The football team went to the state championships for 4-AA for the first time in school history in 2010.

The softball team won 100 straight games, too.
The Marching Band also went to the finals at their competition in Sanderson High School. They placed 7/8 in the finals, but 7/20 in all.

Wake Forest Rolesville High School is an amazing school.

We are the superior school compared to the school across the river and inside the woods called Wackfield(Wakefield).

by Star Fox Elite February 18, 2011

first dibs

being the first person to claim ownership of a person or thing. ie. girl, bong hoots.

"I got first dibs on that pizza."
OR
"I got first dibs on that slut."

by silkysmooth85 September 18, 2009

from first to last

from first to last is an awesome post hardcore band. that genre would best describe them. they go past all music ever created. they are simply one of the best. their new album, "heroine", certainly proves that. There previous album, "dear diary, my teenage angst has a bodycount," is no slouch either. The aesthetic EP was some of their beginner stuff. they were specific with the emo ex-girlfriend style. they have progressed in their music amazingly. sonny moore, derek bloom, matt good, and travis richter are the members. wes borland plays bass for them on tour and on the new album. john weisberg, the previous bassist, was kicked out in '05. from first to last is deffinitely a deadly competition to any band on the music scene.

world war me: i'm a one life, hopeless, dirty, animal baby and i bow down to my feeble brain. abberated, primitive; stay with me, stay with me. no food for weeks, i've never felt better; we look better famished girl. hightail to the lush escape, and leave our filty world away.

i love from first to last.

by svennie April 23, 2006