Existence

A very hard word to define. One must pick up the meaning of existence. And existence can only refer to people. Generally, it is better to not exist, but existing is not always a bad thing. Good people exist, and bad people do not. However, people generally like those who do not exist more. The best definition of existence is close to, but not exactly, the combination of how good a person is in any way compared to how much they try. People who try very hard and are very successful often exists, while those who really don’t care do not exist. However, that is not the only basis for existence. For more on existence, one must hear examples of who exists and who doesn’t. Every person fits into one of the following categories: defines existence, exists, barely exists, barely does not exists, does not exist, defines non-existence.

"He practices the piano for twelve hours a day to stay that good. He defines existence.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Overly-exited

Overly-exited is the term used to describe someone who poops, pees, gets in a coma, has a seizure, dies, or has any kind of severe reaction to the mere sight of FREE WATER.

These kind of people are highly dangerous to hang out with cause they have bad timing and are uncontrollable. Overly-exited people have their own beaches to go to so they can do whatever they want in the ocean without nobody figuring out a clue. Only problem is when you see what the tides brought in...;

Frozen Lemonade vendor: Want some free water? -shows a bottle of water-
Overly-exited person: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just shitted, peed, and oh! I think I'm having a seizure! -faints, gets coma, and dies-
Passerby: There goes another overly-exited person..
Another passerby: Yup. Hey have you heard of the guy who shitted a fire hydrant of FREE WATER?

by I loveeeeeeeee FREE WATER! July 5, 2009

exit head

One who cuts and styles his hair to fit in with the clubber/Italian crowd most notably found at New York City's club "Exit".

"Yo how was the party last night?"
"The whole place was filled with Exit Head's. I felt like I was in an episode of Growing Up Gotti."

by This Life Style November 2, 2005

exititis

Exititis is a specific type of human behavior often associtated with freeway or highway vehicle drivers who speed up and cut across traffic to exit. A common form of exititis is for the driver of the exiting vehicle to cut across, not one, but often, two lanes of traffic just in front of a responsible driver in the right lane. Due to the speed reduction in the exit lane, this type of driver always hits the brakes hard due to excessive speed. This malady exists worldwide and has no known cure.

The three car accident was caused by exititis in the jerk driving the SUV.

by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009

Turkish Exit

When someone "leaves" an event before ever arriving, aka when an invitation is never accepted (the declination is often expected). Usually refers to repeated activity, occurring with a friend who always has a soft excuse when invited to hang out.

J: "Did you invite Burak"
Z: "yeah"
J: "Is he coming"
Z: "No, he's pulling a Turkish Exit"
J: "You can't blame him, it's in his blood"

by Fart McAdams November 29, 2010

Pain Exist

A guy that uploads exploits for leechers. also the exploits are 100% free of viruses except for qtx

Pain Exist uploaded a video

by Trosh Frosh LOsh March 20, 2018

de-exist

when there is really no necessity, no valid reason to ignore her anymore but what do i know

Mu'ammar, dearest bratty twat, you de-existing her

by Krkič May 29, 2019