Overly-exited

Overly-exited is the term used to describe someone who poops, pees, gets in a coma, has a seizure, dies, or has any kind of severe reaction to the mere sight of FREE WATER.

These kind of people are highly dangerous to hang out with cause they have bad timing and are uncontrollable. Overly-exited people have their own beaches to go to so they can do whatever they want in the ocean without nobody figuring out a clue. Only problem is when you see what the tides brought in...;]

Frozen Lemonade vendor: Want some free water? -shows a bottle of water-
Overly-exited person: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just shitted, peed, and oh! I think I'm having a seizure! -faints, gets coma, and dies-
Passerby: There goes another overly-exited person..
Another passerby: Yup. Hey have you heard of the guy who shitted a fire hydrant of FREE WATER?

Overly-exited by I loveeeeeeeee FREE WATER! July 5, 2009

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overly excited

Being too excited about a minuscule idea, activity or item.

Hey! Look at this new video game I got!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WOW OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING. HOLY COW. CAN I TOUCH IT?

You're being overly excited.

overly excited by Lampeh__ November 4, 2007

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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