software engineering

Software engineering is the application of science
to consistently produce software based systems
that are acceptable against the needed criteria
(reliability, maintainability, security, safety,
efficiency, usability) in a cost effective way.

I am a software engineer.

by Matt Sharpe February 5, 2004

Edding

A manufacturer of permanent markers.
Whenever something like a table or chair is ruined by a black pencil it has been someone with an Edding. Eddings are the German Sharpies

Teacher: Ok who wrote "FUCK" on my table?
Student: Well... it was my Edding HAHAHAHA.

by bulleti September 9, 2005

Thomas The Tank Engine

Definition 1:
A mech out to help all beings he has taken down Thanos in a 1V1 match

Definition 2:
To scream “CHUGGA, CHUGGA, CHOO CHOO” as you drool into your girlfriends boobs and shake your head like a dog

“He is such a Thomas The Tank Engine ”

“Did you hear he did the Thomas The Tank Engine last night”

by SpedFromAnotherShed October 16, 2019

Domestic Engineer

An individual who encompasses all of the titles and fulfills all of the duties of the home. I.e. child rearing, house cleaning, chef/culinary, finances/bills, etc.

Domestic engineers of the 21st century are becoming more recognized for their abilities.

by DNA25 September 26, 2018

mexican engineering

1. a comepletely ghetto way of rennovating a house
2. strapping multiple matresses to the top of a car (usually an Astro minivan)

They must have hired a mexican engineer to fix that roof.
I have never seen that kind of mexican engineering!

by weazulitis October 20, 2006

engine

thing that makes things go. like a heart, except it's gas based instead of blood.

Little Rice Burner: What's that noise?
American guy: That's the engine.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

edwin

my husband hes LITTERALY so hot everytime he talks or even looks at me I wanna fuck him until he cums😁

is your boyfriend edwin
yes he is and i love him

by 🤨👎 November 13, 2020