DETES

noun, pronounced dee-tees
slang for cocain, used mainly in speech patterns found the northern california region. derived from "detergent" because of its resemblance to the powdery drug.

only spelled DETES in capitals, not "detes"

"dude...you got some detes on you?"
"hell yeah, bro..."
"you sure it aint detergent?"
"nah, its the shit."

by alaska green August 14, 2009

*does mannerism*

*does mannerism* is a common reply for anything pointless or plain stupid.
The mannerism its self looks like a shrug with both hands facing downward, and a wiry smile on the mannerism giver.

"I think that Super man 64 is a great game!"
-*does mannerism*

"Jar Jar Binks is so funny"
-*does mannerism*

by Ben Niedorfer May 23, 2005

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious "yes" or "no" answer. Made famous by Carl Johnson (CJ) of GTA: San Andreas.

Caesar: You wanna make some money?

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

by Fünky Füror April 17, 2010

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004

What Does The Fox Say?

A polite way to say, "What the fuck?"

Girlfriend: I forgot my toothbrush, so I used yours.
Boyfriend: What does the fox say?

by onehandcrabbing October 27, 2013

why does urban dictionary exist

Urban Dictionary exists because god is dead.
If you are asking, god was killed by this website.

Is god dead?
Yes sir, Urban Dictionary exists.
Why does urban dictionary exist?
God is dead, that is why.

by The pseudonym I own October 28, 2019

road domes

Oral sex while driving

I got road domes

by blahblahhohoho June 27, 2009