The Jewish disappointment

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first

It’s the Jewish disappointment

by Tiger21boss July 3, 2020

disability

A defect usually. Disabilities disable someone from doing everything a person without disabilities can do. They range from Paralyzation, Down Syndrome, Autism, ADD, and many, many more. Not all disabilities are birth defects, one can be injured in an event and be disabled from then on or until cured.

Ted: Man, this damn truck hit me and now I can't walk for a while.
Bob: Well I can't ever walk, so fuck you.

by Oz January 30, 2005

Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.

We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!

by Jerome March 18, 2004

disagreer

a person who disagrees -does not have to be always but they must disagree often enough

We call her The Disagreer.

by .Alicia July 10, 2005

Disappearing Salami

The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.

Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?

Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!

Kid- What's it called?

Strange Man- Shh its a secret...

Kid- Tell me!

Strange Man- The disappearing salami...

Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!

by MellowYello April 6, 2013

disappear

When your boyfriend/girlfriend stops talking for an extended period of time. Normally 1 day up to 2 weeks.

After Scarlet and Jeffery sat up on the phone all night Jeffery disappeared for a week.

by Mrs. Audrey Woods July 9, 2016

Disastatastrophe

Pronounced dizástá tástrəfee

Cleverly put together words Disaster and Catastrophe.

1.) A situation which may be called a disaster or catastrophe or even worse, both.

Original Source - Said by "Ted Bear" in one of Cyanide and Happiness' YouTube videos.

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-Example-
Ted Bear - "Here's the scenario, you're on an international flight and the best has gone dodgy. Perhaps a albatross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate and smacks right into it! Muckin' up your one snug commute to a spiraling disastatastrophe.

by SantaGuyDudePerson December 26, 2011