The Happy Diet 

When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.

Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.

The Happy Diet by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009

gamer's diet 

verb - To play video games instead of eating food with your family, friends or pets.

noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.

1. I was in my basement playing world of warcraft for a week straight to hit the 80level cap. It is the best way to stay skinny using the gamer's diet.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.

gamer's diet by nigganigganewnew September 2, 2009

Wal*Mart Diet 

A diet that is popular with Walmart workers due to the fact that they can no longer afford to feed themselves

"I've lost 60lbs due to the Wal*Mart Diet!" --- True story btw

Wal*Mart Diet by Dukem360 January 21, 2011

Broke Man Diet Plan 

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.

Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan

Broke Man Diet Plan by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

French model diet 

A person that only drinks wine and smokes cigarettes. Because smoking kills your appetite.

I’m on the French model diet

French model diet by Ricky bricklayer December 1, 2020

Chicken and Broccoli Diet 

Codeword for gear, aka steroids, TRT, etc. within the fitness industry.

Diet fed to the masses by fake nattys to keep the masses looking beta. Real men eat steak and eggs.

Chicken and Broccoli Diet

"Fred got shredded and put on 40 pounds of muscle for his new role as an action hero by eating only chicken and broccoli and using the ab decimator machine 3x per week."

Chicken and Broccoli Diet by kalton May 5, 2022

Long Island Diet 

The long island diet consists of foods, often unhealthy and kid friendly, that picky eaters enjoy to eat. This typically includes Spaghetti and ketchup, dino nuggets, mac and cheese, and other processed garbage. While not limited to Long Island, it's often associated with college aged boys from the tri-state area.

"Yo, why doesn't Mike want to go out to dinner tonight?"

"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".

Long Island Diet by Checkerdown September 26, 2023