cheese dildo

a dildo made of cheese

Michelle loves cheese so much she likes anal sex with a cheese dildo.

by winkie36 October 20, 2012

dildonic

An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.

As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.

Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!

by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004

dildo

Phallic object, often made into forms of male penises or of similar type. Often, dildos do not have to be manufactured: cucumbers and police sticks can be converted and turned to dildos at users expense.

I use my finger dildo on my girl to maker her have multiple orgasmss. Yup.

by UCidiot April 20, 2003

Dildonian

Person who clearly demonstrates membership to the dildo species.

Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.

by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

Dildo'ed

the act of having such a long dildo shoved up your ass that it pertrudes out of your nose. kind of like milk when you laugh to hard.

-Dude! You made me dildo!
-Sick man! You dildo'ed all over my apartment!
-Jim is a dildoaholic. He gets dildo'ed like 4 times a day.

by JQandErn January 3, 2008

Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.

You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!

by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011

Alaskan Dildo

Simply where one takes a shit in a condom, ties it up, then put's the condom in the freezer until its rock hard then pulls it back out later for use of a dildo.

a shit dildo, or Alaskan Dildo

by anthony wells October 20, 2008