Derek Nichols

The cutest life form known to man.

Person one: Holy smokes man look how happy Derek Nichols is right now.

Person two: I wish I was as happy as D Nics.

by TENNER SNIPER SUPREME April 20, 2022

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

Derek

The local dipshit

This motherfucker Derek has made me close five nights in a row, what the fuck?

by Synnaro March 20, 2022

Derek

Fat

im getting kind of derek lately

by clearpizza January 9, 2021

Derek

He is nice, sweet, and funny is also so super cute

“ have you seen Derek today?”
“ Yeah he looks great”

by A€€¥123 January 15, 2021

Derek Miles

Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.

Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?

Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large

by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021

Derek

The most curly haired aquarious you will ever see

O my god is that a Derek
Yea, his head is messy

by Ximagine February 1, 2021