dirty Derek

very gay sex with a close family member while singing bible verses to each other.

hey bro I just gave dad a dirty Derek!

by mark dodds February 15, 2023

Derek

A sexy mofo with an amazing personality, a footlong, amazing hair, the best friend who is funny, smart, athletic, and black so hes dope af. If you see this tell him you love him cuz he doesnt really feel loved

Derek is the most amazing person I've ever met

by DaddyDee12 March 1, 2020

Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.

Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.

by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023

Derek

People named Derek are usually emotional.
Derek’s are weak emotionally.
If you beg them, or danger them, they will give you what you want.
They keep there promises no matter what.

Derek is my best friend and promised to not tell my secrets.
Derek gave me what I wanted.

by Interstpeople1 February 15, 2022

Derek Jeter

To give someone herpes

1. Dude you better wrap your tool, I heard that bitch Derek Jetered the entire football team.

by #youonlyyoloonce April 15, 2019

Derek

A basic rich faggot who gets allll the hoes. Best gentlemean around. Strolls around the island.

Yo look at my yeezys I’m Derek by the way.

by Ethan132 March 13, 2019

Derek

a biggie who enjoys munching on food and is the biggest person of the whole world he makes the ground SHAKE under his feet and he is BIG Standing on Honeybuns #BIGSOH

Did you see Derek? Hes so big

by Derek2Big November 21, 2023