by jay_lufc August 9, 2006
Get the no danger mug.While your jerking off, as your about to cum, shout down for your mother. The real game now begins, a race between you and your mum, you have to cum, clean up and pull up your pants before she enters the room.
a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start
a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start
Guy 1: "Dude, i tried a danger wank last night, it went horribly wrong"
Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"
Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"
by Herroc April 17, 2009
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Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"
by Corey Martin January 16, 2007
Get the Danger Wank mug.Noun- A name for an elementary school kid that spends his recess time digging in the dirt. By middle school "diggers" either reform or become oddball social outcasts.
Mom: "Hey weren't you friends with him back in grade school?"
Kid: "Nah, He was one of those weird "digger kids."
Kid: "Nah, He was one of those weird "digger kids."
by joesk84ever June 26, 2009
Get the digger kid mug.Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.
by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005
Get the dangerwank mug.November the 22nd
1) the day My Chemical Romance's 4th studio album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" was released. a day where you take caution, pump out the slaughtermatic sounds, and just love being a killjoy
2: the anniversary of President Kennedy's Assasination, could be observed as both rememberance for the president or simply a day to observe conspiracy theories
1) the day My Chemical Romance's 4th studio album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" was released. a day where you take caution, pump out the slaughtermatic sounds, and just love being a killjoy
2: the anniversary of President Kennedy's Assasination, could be observed as both rememberance for the president or simply a day to observe conspiracy theories
Guy #1: Dude its Danger Day
Guy #2: its the 22nd why are you celebrating Kennedy's assasination
Guy #1: I'm not I'm celebrating MCR's new cd
Guy #2: oh
Guy #2: its the 22nd why are you celebrating Kennedy's assasination
Guy #1: I'm not I'm celebrating MCR's new cd
Guy #2: oh
by Party Poison November 25, 2010
Get the Danger Day mug.when someone happens to fall in love with a girl who had been before perceived as a nerd. usually ends in the singing of a song.
Boy 1: That girl is such a nerd.
Boy 2: No she's not, she's really cool.
Boy 1: Oh, no.
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: You must have Granger Danger
Boy 2: I think I feel a song coming on.
Boy 2: No she's not, she's really cool.
Boy 1: Oh, no.
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: You must have Granger Danger
Boy 2: I think I feel a song coming on.
by rentaninja October 7, 2010
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