dump n pump 

Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off

I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect

dump n pump by CPRIZZLE17 September 5, 2011

dump rape 

1-To violate a bathroom by taking a messy, smelly, or downright offensive dump without the prior knowledge or consent of the owner, then leaving.

2-To enter a business or municipal building with the sole intention of dropping a dirty deuce.

*dump rapes are characterized by their lingering effects which may include splatter, near misses, lack of tp, clogged pipes, peeling wallpaper, broken friendships, asphyxiation of small pets and children, blindness, and/or most notably, the smell.

1- "So then he says 'it's getting late I'd better go home' and leaves. After he was gone I noticed the toxic fumes and realized I'd been dump raped again!"

2- "I drank too much coffee this morning and had to dump rape the library on the way to work."

dump rape by ookie badookie March 11, 2012

Dump fuzz 

The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.

*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*

Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."

You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"

Dump fuzz by JKRex January 17, 2015

Dump it in Her Pail 

Technically-To fuck a girl in the ass. Can also be loosely translated for tradition intercourse. Can also be more broadly defined as messing with someone.

Steve: She is so fucking hot! Johnny: Totally...I want to dump it in her pail!

Dump it in Her Pail by scratchy2868 May 12, 2015

Dumbspiration 

The act of putting forth a stupid, inane or otherwise impractical comment or idea that inadvertently gives rise to a much better and more valid idea. Frequently used in a contrived fashion in movies and TV shows to give the main character a means of overcoming a previously impossible problem or challenge.

In the movie Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum gets a moment of dumbspiration when his father warns him to get up off the floor before he catches a cold, thus giving him the idea of using a computer virus to stop the previously invulnerable alien invaders.

Dumbspiration by Crazy PlanC4465rfbvrbvhbvfvgfv May 17, 2017

dumbstorming 

The opposite of brainstorming/Coming up with idiotic ideas in serious, stressful situations. It can also be used in the form of a verb (to dumbstorm).

Peter's dumbstorming led to the idea of adding red wine to the stain on Joe's priceless white shirt.

dumbstorming by Christian Wolff June 20, 2017

DumbsYT

DumbsYT (he's called Dumbs but UrbanDictionary mir?) is the deffinition of high quality autism. He provides us -his gey autistic fanbOis- with beautiful autistic League of Legends content in his YouTube channel.

Hey why is he name DumbsYT instead of Dumbs in Urban Dictionary?

-Because Riot Vedius :^)

DumbsYT by MurderIsArt June 8, 2018