Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

congentation

when you drink some cold ass water and you feel it in your body

person 1: “bro this water is so congentagious”
person 2: “wtf is that supposed to mean bruh???”
person 3: “ermmm actually congentation is when you feel water ☝️”
person 2 and 1: stfu timmy

by BananaAgent1 March 29, 2024

Congestipated

When you hold your poop in for so long your intestines become congested.

After a 3 hour drive with no bathroom stops and a large breakfast, my dad was in considerable pain, he was congestipated.

by Adidas_11 January 11, 2025

Congealed Slime Mentality

A Chaotic-Neutral character with a bad personality.

Why does the villain have such a big congealed slime mentality though?

by fenlfenl January 20, 2026

congext

Dumb cunt who can't spell

No congext

by MoneyAllGone March 20, 2025

Congenuine

constantly genuine

You are very congenuine.

by Congenuine September 23, 2025

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015