a person who purchases the merchandise, but can’t partake and watches everyone else toot in front of him and enjoys it
A friend bought cocaine for his buddies party but since he is a cuck, watches them for enjoyment instead of doing it himself. Hence we call him a cocaine cuck
by Jonny bananas July 24, 2025
Get the Cocaine Cuckmug. A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.
*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.
by Unquestionably Burdensome February 15, 2024
Get the Cocaine Capitalismmug.