clean break

When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)

There's nothing better than having clean break before your golf game.

by anonymous August 22, 2022

Cleaning the cob

Sucking a dick

I love giving head, by that I mean cleaning the cob.

by Kivan123 August 30, 2022

cleaning the cob

Giving a blowjob

I like receiving oral sex, but I really like cleaning the cob.

by Kivan123 August 30, 2022

Clean And Safe

Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.

1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates

by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022

Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.

Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

clean elijah

Me

I’m clean Elijah

by Wolfie the titan February 13, 2021

Brand Clean

Not brand new, but brand clean.

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.

by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022