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claire hair

The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)
by Claire Kleffman July 20, 2015
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Claire Ken

the most beautiful girl that i’ll ever meet in my entire life — the kindest person you’ll ever meet.
Claire Ken, she’s gorgeous.
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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Claire

A Girl who is beautiful, Strong, But never responds to your calls or texts
Boy1:Omg she is SUCH a Claire
Boy2:lol nope you just ugly
by PrincessPom October 13, 2018
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claire denk

someone who is very into furry play, explosive energy, has strokes often, mommy energy, loves when boys are submissive, into feet
wow! she was SUCH a claire denk!

or

I want to claire denk them so fucking bad!
by elick11 November 9, 2021
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claire portlock

A lady of whom lives in England in the happiest town of Yorkshire, loves a bit of Keith all over her eyebrows, she also has an amazing boyfriend called lurm da mo fucking sperm
Claire Portlock is a sexy mo fucker
by Lurmdasperm January 4, 2018
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Harry St. Clair

When my girlfriend gives me a blow job and gets my cock and balls in at once.
Lastnight I got a Harry St. Clair by three different chicks.
by TripleM August 3, 2016
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Claire Friendly

Term used to describe a noun which enhances the wellbeing of, or does not cause emotional or physical harm to a Claire.

Synonyms: eco friendly, gluten free, dairy free, organic, unscented, art, dancing, chicken stock, mutts, nature walks, home cooking, granny panties, warm lighting, Gua Sha, herbal remedies, clothes that feel like pajamas, reduce reuse recycling, GAPS foods, heating pads, warm weather, cuddles, traditional Chinese medicine, probiotics, using white vinegar to solve all of your problems.

Antonyms: gluten, synthetic fragrances, bras, fluorescent lighting, dairy, horrors/psychological thrillers, pesticides, fast food, sports, chewing gum, refined sugar, wastefulness, chlorine, being overstimulated, pork, fluoride, malls, vaping, thongs, disposable plastics, running, alcohol, Langford, really cold water, caffeine, hospitals, but also; being too far away from hospitals.
Hey, I want to invite Claire to this party in Langford where people go to get drunk and play sports in a chlorinated pool while vaping and chewing gum, but you know her better than I do so I wanted to check if you think it’s Claire friendly. It starts really late, but there are really bright overhead LED lights, loud top 40 music and sugary caffeinated energy drinks so I think that will help keep her energy up. I want it to be a surprise though so I’m gonna bring a thong and bra with the clothing tags still inside that I washed with tide laundry detergent that she can wear since she won’t have a bathing suit. What do you think? Claire friendly?
by Tree trunk 11 February 12, 2024
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