4 pump chump

When a man orgasms and semen vigorously flies out like a fire hose in four times.

Bill is only a 4 pump chump when looking at his mothers bare chest.

by odhalksdjfn;asdfvg August 2, 2017

Chumpanzee

A Chumpanzee is an animal that is almost identical to a chimpanzee is every way except personality and intelligence. Basically it is a chimpanzee that is stupid, ugly, retarded and is a wimp that gets bullied by koalas and sometime butt raped by sloths.

We went to the zoo yesterday but it was complete rubbish. All the animals were asleep except for two koala that were butt raping the shit out of some fat ass Chumpanzee and the whole time the Chumpanzee just whined a little bit but kept eating the crusty mcnuggets we had throw at him. He was in a safe place until we knocked him down with the nuggets and then a sloth got in his hiding place and would not let him escape. I kinda felt bad for the poor guy but only for a few seconds. After that we just made fun of him and videoed it for the zoo giftshop.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015

chumpadoink

a really cool amazing person who is so kind and loving

Example: Gabby is such a chumpadoink! I love her.

by user123466 October 12, 2022

Chump

Name given to a girl with no boobs, just two random lumps where they should be.

Chest+Lumps=Chump

Dylan: Hey man, look at that girl over there.
Spence: She doesn't even have any tits. They're just...lumps.
Dylan: Yeah, what a Chump.
Spence: Riiiiiight.

by Grandpa McFack January 2, 2008

chumple

to rub one off

Oh shit, i just chumpled in my cola.

by hytmal April 2, 2004

Chumpetter

(A.a) Too much of a chump or chumpette to even be called one or the other, thus making you a chumpetter. One who is a complete retard, also being called a non-gender person, your so uber ugly, that no one knows if your a guy or a girl.
(A.b)Also could be used as a insult towards another person, animal, or if your really lame a inanimate object

(A.a)That kayla chick is so ugly, she is now declared a chumpetter.

(A.b)Mitch bitch, your such a fucking chumpetter. Quit Jerking Off Stale Fish and watching Gay Porn.

by Icelandic Commie January 7, 2008

Chumpshank

A person who is a mix of your buddy one minute, then your enemy, and a snitch. They intentionally try to get you into trouble and make it seem unintentional.

Man this guy at work let word slip to my boss that I was late and I got fired. He is such a Chumpshank!

by Neandrethal May 13, 2010