2 Chicks, 1 Cup

The lowest of the lows
You may just be scarred for life

As i was about to beat to some lezbo porno, a chick dumped in a cup and i almost puked.

I have lived to tell the story of 2 Chicks, 1 Cup

by Bobleeswagger December 7, 2007

Chinese

smartest people ever lived

that smart boy is so chinese

by white guy April 3, 2005

Chinese

What ignorant people use to descrive people with wide eyes.

Person 1: Hey! Ching chong!!
Person 2: I no Chinese! I'm Japanese!!
Person 1: Exactly! You're Chinese!
Person 2: No I'm not you fucking asshole!
Person 1: So, do you like eggrolls?
Person 2. SHUT UP! I NO LIKE EGGROLS I LIKE SUSHI!
Person 1: So have you been to the Wall of China?
Person 2: Fuck you.

by Daroach June 10, 2008

chinese food

Chinese Food is commonly refered to as an American ethnic dish. It offers a variety of woked up rice, meats, fish, and vegitables with assorted spices and sauces. Although most of the dishes aren't actually simular to real life chinese dishes in china, it still brings a traditional ethnic, delicious, refreshing feel.

Example 1:

American Kid: Mom! I am so hungry! Are you going to make dinner?

Mom: I am sorry but i am going out, i will leave you some money, would you like chinese food?

American Kid: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Example 2:

John: I want something different to eat, im hungry and im so sick of pizza and mcdonalds.

Justin: LETS GET CHINESE!

by stuckonmyelevator April 17, 2008

chinkasu

in japaneas it translates to ball cheeze
the only people that get chinkasu are ass mongers. acording to tetsu, telling some one to eat chinkasu is the worse insult in japan.

yo spooge breath go eat some chinkasu

by gunit October 17, 2004

Chinese Log Smash Surprise

When one finally drops a quality hot and steamy log that hangs from ass to toilet water after extreme constipation and does not realize that it has not detached from the anal cavity, causing him/her to proceed with the wiping process, and violently "smash" through the log. It is called a "surprise" because the victim usually responds with "HOLY SHIT!" or "MY BUNG HOLE!" or "DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF!"

1. "I was walking past the bathroom while my brother was taking a shit and I heard the beginning poot but did not here the ending splash that usually follows. I realized what was happening and immediately yelled 'DICK, WAIT!....but it was too late..he had experienced his first Chinese Log Smash Surprise."

2. "After 3 weeks of being constipated I had taken my glory dump, not knowing that the magnificent log had not detached. As I went to wipe (from front to back) I had my 5th Chinese Log Smash Surprise this month!"

3. "After his Chinese Log Smash Surprise, Jim's hand never recovered..."

by Dr. Wack Meehoff October 14, 2011

Chinese Dentist

Casual slang for two-thirty in the afternoon, as in Tooth-Hurty.
Can be used to arrange meet-ups at two-thirty in the presence of others who you do not want to attend. However, it only caters for a very small region of time.

Bob: Alright, see you at chinese dentist.
Phil: Nice one.
Alex: What? Where's the chinese dentist?

by lbr11 October 3, 2011