Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

caught in cotton

Not wanting to be informal. When a woman and a man get together, if they have sex the woman would want to be wearing a lacy, silk thong, not cotton granny panties.

Two men are waiting in line for a job interview.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.

by Snazzy Suit Man June 9, 2011

busting a carton

When a man has a large cumshot and it appears as he spills a large amount of milk on her tits or face

Ohhhh he was busting a milk carton all over my perfect tits last night. (Busting a carton)

by saucydaddyfister333 May 13, 2016

Pandora’s Milk Carton

Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting

My Friend made Pandora’s Milk Carton in the School Cafeteria, it was so disgusting.

by Za hando May 18, 2021

Cotton Field

a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)

Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cotton field i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.

by Justiceemu February 6, 2009

Canton,Tx

Small,podunk where all there is to do is hang out in the WalMart parking lot. Or get kicked out of the "world famous" 24 hour Dairy Palace. Once a month those that live here go crazy because people fill our town to attend The Largest Flee Market calld First Monday Trades Days. 99.9% of the people that attend this cant drive!
To sum it up Canton,Tx is NOT the place to be!

Canton,Tx...the farthest thing from Disney World!

by redneckgirl93 January 23, 2011

tall cotton

1. n. wealth, prosperity, money, power, influence, etc. See high cotton.
2. n. an area characterized by such. (The rich part of town.)

He lives over there in the tall cotton.

by fizzle December 22, 2005