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Canton,Tx 

Small,podunk where all there is to do is hang out in the WalMart parking lot. Or get kicked out of the "world famous" 24 hour Dairy Palace. Once a month those that live here go crazy because people fill our town to attend The Largest Flee Market calld First Monday Trades Days. 99.9% of the people that attend this cant drive!
To sum it up Canton,Tx is NOT the place to be!
Canton,Tx...the farthest thing from Disney World!
Canton,Tx by redneckgirl93 January 23, 2011
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Canyon Lake, TX 

1. commonly known as the drug capital of the World, with a high crime rate and little local culture. It consists of three liquor stores, several convenience stores and incalculable bars. It is also where monster trucks are born.

2. Where your dealer lives.
"I had to go Canyon Lake, TX to pick up this dank, and not only is it not dank but rather dirt and leaves, while I was there someone stole my baby!"

Canyon Lake, TX 

The only place in the world where the locals are higher than the hills.
Guy: Let's go to Canyon Lake, TX

Gal: I hear try have great weed and you stay higher than the hills.

Canyon Lake, Tx 

Canyon Lake is a beautiful place with hills and awesomeness. The lake is also a great place for recreational activities. Some people say that it is full of drugs, but it really depends on if you are in the trashy parts, or in the nice parts. There are a lot of retirees that live there. Not many stores are in the area, pretty much the only stores are in Hancock. Canyon Lake is the home of the Canyon Lake High School.
Let's all go to Canyon Lake, Tx everybody!
Canyon Lake, Tx by Meow007 April 28, 2011