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Ben Carson

1.
A person who is or behaves like Ben Carson. He usually appears to be high or drunk and is extremely under the influence of stupidity. A Ben Carson also changes his story but lies about it all.

2.
A person who ruined their reputation by running for public office. Everyone realized that they were a joke.
Example 1:
Person 1: I got accepted into Yale!
Person 2: Yeah right.
Person 1: No, I'm serious. I also got an invitation to West Point and a congratulations letter from Barack Obama.
Person 2: Sure, Ben Carson.

Example 2:
Person 1: I'm running for President!
Person 2: Cool, let's hear your ideas.
Person 1: Know Donald Trump? Well basically all of his ideas.
Person 2: Wait... so why should I vote for you?
Person 1: I'm black, got accepted into West Point, am ghetto, threw a hammer at my mom and stabbed someone, I swear!
Republican: YES! I'M VOTING FOR YOU! FINALLY WE HAVE A BLACK PERSO- I MEAN A GOOD PRESIDENT.
Person 2: You're such a Ben Carson.
by YourPseudonymHere2 January 11, 2016
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Ben Carson

"That bastard Wally is the biggest Ben Carson I've ever met"
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Dirty Carson

A guy that will fuck your brains out with his good cock. He will also eat pussy amazingly well and will surprise you in the bedroom
Omg my bf is such a dirty Carson
by Killer l September 9, 2021
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The Mid Carson Coalition

An awesome emoesque/post hardcore/rock band from Guernsey, packed full of sexy, well hung men.
"Mid Carson are dam good, I'd dick em"
by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005
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sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.
I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.
by Longduff August 26, 2014
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brenden carson

A Brenden Carson is a dirty minded but sweet and loving person, he would date anyone and spit on your pussy for a nickel, get yourself a brenden Carson
by Donald miller May 22, 2018
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Scott Carson

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐
Scott Carson is the 🐐 man, he’s the 🐐!
by Bosco444 September 10, 2020
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