jimmy carter

verb. to talk someone out of a crisis as Dan Akroyd (playing Jimmy Carter) did on SNL many years ago to a guy tripping on acid

If your portfolio starts losing money, I'll Jimmy Carter you off the ledge.

by To-ry the anal intruder April 20, 2005

Carter

The most gorgeous girl in the world. She has tons of friends and everyone loves her. She is the coolest person you'll ever meet.

oh her? that's Carter.

by seximexi86 August 12, 2009

jimmy carter

The most evil American who ever lived. A spineless, appeasing, pious, preachy and catastrophically incompetent excuse for a human being whose inept micromanagement of the POTUS office wrecked the US economy, encouraged Soviet imperialism and almost single-handedly kick-started a resurgence of islamic imperialism that we are still dealing with almost three decades after he was booted out of office in a landslide. Not content with the incalculable damage he did as POTUS, this useful idiot of every form of totalitarianism went on to be the effective lapdog of islamic terrorists and communist tyrants, helping to finance the PLO, hugging Castro and revitalising the North Korean nuclear program. Of course he won a Nobel Peace Prize for all this, following in the footsteps of his beloved islamic terrorists.

Jimmy Carter was born too late to pursue his true vocation of burning witches in Salem (for their own good of course, much as it pained him to do it). Get thee behind me Jimmy Carter.

by Garth Vader October 1, 2006

vince carter

One of the most amazing players of nowadays.Payed with the all star team many times and has made the greatest dunk i ever seen!!! jumping over his oponent.

I would like to play like Vince

by Danilo January 15, 2006

corker

An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.

He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.

by indybob April 9, 2009

carter

An awesome person with a huuuuge dick

Oh harder Carter it's so big

by Carter da man December 21, 2016

Carkers

Is a combination of being starkers naked and carking out due to excessive alcohol consumption. Usually when one is carkers, they are found lying naked starfish or similar compromising position which could be extremely detrimental to your facebook profile

I was gunna give the misses a good seeing to, but see was carkers.

by Tamatk03 December 9, 2013