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Scat Condom

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.
Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!
by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020
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Vietnamese Condom

A condom that has been washed and reused several times.

Originating from the news headline of a factory collecting used condoms, boiling them, and packaging them as new.
Don't fuck her she's like a Vietnamese condom.
by b@dch0ices October 22, 2020
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Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.
We dutch condomed last night, it was great!
by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022
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No condom forever

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"
by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023
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Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.
I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!
by La Tortuga September 29, 2023
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pop a condom

1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.
1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....
by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013
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toolie no condom

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey
Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column
by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018
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