Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls

I dont like Calvins

by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023

calvetti

The bitch of bitchiest people to ever exist. They smell bad, look disgusting and are renowned for being mentally challenged. If you are ever unfortunate enough to encounter a calvetti just run away because if you engage in a conversation it won’t shut the hell up and will begin crying about life problems. Avoid a Calvetti at ALL costs. They have little dicks too.

“The Calvetti missed another child support payment “

by Luis Holguin May 24, 2023

Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

calvinflaccid

A huge 4 inch wild calvin cock

Calvin Bob Trapp is in possession of a calvinflaccid

by pphardknockerwood August 31, 2023

Calvinigration

Traveling afar to gain great experiences and profound insights but having to move in with 3 roomates (by Emilie)

I did calvinigration and now I have to move to another apartment

by Nederlands07 July 17, 2024

Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream

I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me

by Handleball229 September 28, 2023

Calvarism

A small political ideology advocating American ultranationalism, distributist economics, traditionalism, and a Christian government among other things. The ideology was created by the Calvarist Communion in mid-2023. Not to be confused with Calvinism.

Many ideologies are created only for one nation, including Falangism in Spain and Calvarism in America.

The Calavrist Communion created the ideology and manifesto of Calvarism.

by froogmeister September 30, 2023