california

The only state where the Terminator can be the governor.

California is building as many high fences as possible to keep all the Mexicans from illegally crossing. They would sacrifice their children's lives to keep illegal Mexicans from crossing.

by twistedbabydoll August 23, 2007

California Christmas tree

a palm tree decorated like a Christmas tree(palm trees are plentiful in California, Florida and other states with similar climates)

His parents did not believe in using artifical trees. However, no evergeen trees grew where they came form. The solution was to get a California Christmas tree.

by Light Joker December 15, 2004

california exempt

California exempt is another slang way of sayin'police. All police everywhere has "exempt" written on their license plates. Feel me pimp.

man i'm tired of california exempt always on my tail.

by Furly Ghost September 6, 2005

california scents

Awesome smelling car/home air freshener. Comes in little cat food containers, not to be mistaken as cat food, cause tuna in your car really stinks.
They work wonders.

Yo pass that california scents yo, fo shizzle me wanna smell da Laguna Breeze. O'Reilly?

by 1uvakind September 23, 2008

[Californian Rub Down]

While in the Ocean, you give a girl a boob job while under water.

Dam Steve, i loved that Californian Rub Down earlier while we were at the beach.

by ~ChristianC January 25, 2009

California Thursday

A day that is more relaxed and more informal than most where a professor will only ask for volunteers when asking a question.

I didn't understand the reading for class today. Good thing it's California Thursday.

by tort guy September 3, 2009

California Condor

When an Asian man and white woman are in a romantic relationship. This is very rare, much like the bird it is named after.

Did you hear Chin and Jessica are dating? We have a California condor on our hands!

by Aybabtu October 30, 2013