Crack a crustie

To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.

The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.

by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010

Crack Nest

The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.

Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events

Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.

Are those blankets for your crack nest?

Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?

by cockstar June 19, 2011

pitbull on crack

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."

Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

Crack Dungeon

a smelly basement where people do or make crack

Hey jordan lets go to your crack dungeon and get lit

by iwishlifehadaltf4 November 12, 2018

la crack

Another name for La Croix mineral water, a very addicting substance.

Dude, I gotta lay of the la crack. I went through a whole case yesterday.

by applebananaorange November 5, 2015

Do it for the crack

To do it for the laugh of the situation

Friend: ah gowan do it
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!

by Jay McEv November 16, 2019

crappy crack

Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.

You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).

by MAC1 August 21, 2006