Closet Lock

A person of the opposite gender with whom a homosexual flirts to attempt to remain 'in the closet.'

Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.

by IHatePoorna April 05, 2011

closet lock

the parter of someone who is secretly gay and doesn’t want to come out. They are used as the protection of their significant others sexuality so that people assume they are straight.

omg Peter was using Lisa as his closet lock because he didn’t want people to think he was gay

by secretclownsociety November 09, 2021

Clear the closet

Bro 1 : Hey bro can u clear my closet ;)

Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time

Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)

Bro 2 : yes G

Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd

Yo help me clear the closet, Aight brah ;)

by magnet977 November 25, 2019

Hanse’s Closet

When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.

Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!

by subinsbf March 18, 2018

closet lobster

An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.

"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."

by ThugZone July 09, 2013

Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.

yeah, total Monstre in the Closet.

by Pure69 April 12, 2011

Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 18, 2023