One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet
Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me
by angrypod147 January 26, 2019
National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures
Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day
Jackie: Of course!
Jackie: Of course!
by angrypod147 February 02, 2022
Jasper: yoooo Luke I heard you were Bangin like a boomer recently!
Luke: yea I hope I didn’t get any std’s!
Luke: yea I hope I didn’t get any std’s!
by angrypod147 November 17, 2019
Necrophilia plus is when you stop someone’s heart with a defibrillator, then you have around 8 minutes to do any sexual act you want until you must start their heart back up or they will die for real.
Jasper: oh I heard earlier that you tried necrophilia plus with Rachel last night!
Luke: Yea it was a crazy experience and I started her heart back up right in time!
Luke: Yea it was a crazy experience and I started her heart back up right in time!
by angrypod147 September 05, 2019