gross n close

An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.

"We got ourselves a gross N close!"

by Chinston Wurchill VI August 8, 2017

exploring the closet

Exploring the closet. It means that you have not came out of the closet, meaning that you have not come out yet. It means that you’re not quite on the closet, nor out of it. You’re lookig for the door that may just be behind you. In short, it means that you think you’re straight but you may just be gay without knowing so.

Dude, is he in or out of the closet?
I don’t know, HEY ARR YOU GAY?

NO
He gives off that vibe that he’s in the closet...
He’s probably just exploring the closet.

by Imma fail May 5, 2018

White willow close

A gated community in Ashford, where many famous people live, such as Gordon Ramsey, Simon Cowell, Ali Larsen, Gross Gore and Coksal

A: Where were you last weekend
B: I hung out with celebreties in White Willow Close

by Joe_Sterling January 9, 2020

Playing me too close

It’s a warning that someone is doing something that’s pissing you off and there will be consequences if they continue.

The store security guard kept watching me in the store when I was shopping so I told him, “fuck off, you’re playing me too close!”

by 15knicks March 13, 2022

closet case

A homosexual who denies their homosexuality, and claims to be heterosexual.

Zach is such a closet case, he says he like women, but we all know he wants a big warm cock in his asshole.

by bigfuckindick September 20, 2008

closet jew

A person who hides their jewish heritage to be accepted in society. Also known as a: Crypto Jew

Note: This can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.

I could be considered a closet jew, because I want to be jewish, but I'm afraid of being rejected by my family and friends.

by Yerushalauim BatSheva November 30, 2010

Love Closet

a small, dark, and cramped space (perhaps a closet, bathroom, or car) in which desperate high school/college students get it on.

"Get a room ... or at least a love closet..."

by Robette October 19, 2006