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Bloody Chili Dog 

Steps in Order to Perform A Bloody Chili Dog:

1.Anal Girl on Period
2.Without wiping penis, insert into bloody vagina.

3. Place Penis in between breasts, and thrust.

Hence the name, Bloody Chili Dog
"Yeah dude. I Bloody Chili Dog'd her. Surprisingly enough, i still fed it to her."

Hobo Chili 

Any combination of readily available ingredients stirred together in a pot or used soup-can over an open fire. Ingredients can include: Pigeons, fecal matter, babies, dogs, grass, fingers.

Best served with a vintage Merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.
Crazy Homeless man: "A dead hooker, three mice, and a used condom? Oh, it's Hobo Chili time!"
Hobo Chili by jvarna5 January 30, 2008

Thigh Chili 

When a morbidly obese woman with poor hygiene accumulates menstruation and diarrhea between her thunder thighs. The chunkiness of the chili comes from the diarrhea chunks whereas the cheese-like stringy-ness comes from the uterine lining expelled from her vagina. This disgusting mess cooks and rots between said woman's thighs, and the cottage cheese looking cellulite craters act as mini crockpots for the fermenting process.
Blaise: Hey Matt, can I get some Thai Chili?

Matt: Sure Blaise, would you also like some thigh chili?

Blaise: What the fuck I thought we weren't going to talk about that!? Everyone fucks a fat, unhygienic bitch in the ass while on her period after eating Taco Bell
Thigh Chili by chili_man January 26, 2014

Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool 

A pretty small school with a small amount of kids. Don't let the size of the school make you think it's a quiet and chill school though. WCMHS is a wolf in sheep's clothing. If you move to this school and you aren't popular, prepare to be bullied beyond belief. Soccer and basketball are them main sports there. Watch out for the soccer girls, they're feisty. The terms "kill yourself" and "faggot" are thrown around a lot at the school. Also, don't get in the way of any popular kids, they can and will beat your ass. There's a lot of stoners, you can't really avoid them. As long as you just stay quiet and go from class to class like you're supposed to, your time at WCMHS will be just fine.

Unless you're different.

Then you're fucked.
"Wow, I heard Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool can be a pretty rough school. I feel bad for anyone who goes there."

Hot Chili Pot 

A hot chili pot is the act of taking a shit in a public toilet, once done, the shitter flushes the toilet and all the shit and toilet paper clogs the toilet causing it to fill to the brim. The shit water stays at an elevated level in the pot until some poor bastard comes in to unclog it. The pot creates a foul stinch that will let anyone enter the restroom know that a hot chili pot has been brewed and ready for gagging.
The manager at Sears was extemely pissed when he was told to clean up the hot chili pot that had been stewing for the last 24 hours in the men's room.
Hot Chili Pot by Wun Hung Lo January 12, 2006

scooping the chili 

having sex with a woman of a large weight and small height whose belly button can be used as a chili bowl
250lbs and 4'11" ill be scooping the chili
scooping the chili by el devil July 28, 2009