lady blumpkin

a sex act in which a woman receives oral to genital stimulation while she defecates.

synonym for cunnilumpkin

The chickens are given lady-blumpkins (achewood 9/16/2004)

by achewood_reader April 18, 2006

Battling Blumpkin

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

by Shizzle Daddy October 24, 2005

Unkosher Blumpkin

The act of a female blowing an uncircumcised male while he is sitting on the toilet and suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea.

Did you hear about Rachel giving the gentile and unkosher blumpkin? I heard it was because of the steam grilled shrimp he had earlier.

by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

Intense Blumpkin

When a guy is receiving head while on the toilet, much like a regular blumpkin, but just as you come, you beat a hard level of a video game, unlock an achievement that gives you 1000 Gamer points, while eating an amazing sandwich.

:)
Caution, preforming this may cause your mind to implode from awesomeness.

Guy: OMG, achievemnt unlocked.
KABOOM!
(Head explodes)
Intense Blumpkin FTW

by Me and this guy June 4, 2011

crescent moon blumpkin

Taking a shit in an out-house while recieving fellatio from your willing sex partner.

Sue gave me a mean crescent moon blumpkin when we were camping this week-end.

by The Brain from NY November 21, 2005

blumpkin muffin

Having a sixty nine while taking a dump on the toliet

Me and my bitch had a blumpkin muffin last night!

by XXXJ October 20, 2009

blumpkin

According to Wikipedia, The Howard Stern Show.

After typing in blumpkin on Urbandictionary, I looked for a more extensive definition on Wikipedia.

by Sir, Yes January 30, 2008