Bloody Blumpkin

While receiving a Blumpkin if it is going really bad or really good you break the bitches nose, thus giving her a Bloody Blumpkin.

"Ronda was so awesome at giving me a Blumpkin I popped that bitch in the face and gave her a Bloody Blumpkin!"

by Tyler Breckenridge October 27, 2005

Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Royal Blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.

Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.

by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

tossed blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.

Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

Pumpkin Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while on the shitter at Fleet Farm in Fleet Farm attire.

Brian: Rhonda will you give me a pumpkin blumpkin?
Rhonda: of course i will!

by eb99 July 11, 2009

blumpkin 2.0

the process of getting your dick sucked by an obese black man at mcdonalds

tom: hey jake, I heard you ordered a blumpkin 2.0 at the drive thru at mccdonalds

jake: fuck you tom you fuckface

by Topher McTopherson April 10, 2010

Blumpkin Patch

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!

Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.

by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010