to bless the rains down in Africa

A desire for urophilia; sexual arousal derived from urination.

In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.

The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.

Mark: Man, I’m need to bless the rains down in Africa tonight, you know.
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?

by mackyaj December 28, 2024

blessed cheese

A term used to insult a person based on their looks.

John: Ew Amy looks terrible; kind of liked blessed cheese

by Cleveland34 January 3, 2017

good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018

Blessing you up

The Christian way of absolutely exposing someone and sharing the truth about ones self for everyone to hear.

Yelling at someone with purpose.

Mrs. Smith was just blessing me up because I forgot to do my homework.

Olivia, she was absolutely blessing you up for doing that in church.

by shhheeeeesssshhhh May 4, 2021

Kenneth Blessing

He is super cool he has amazing hair, humor, acts of kindness oh yeah we can't forget his dreamy eyes you cannot make him stop

Omg Kenneth Blessing is so dreamy...

by LardEater94850 February 25, 2019

Blessing

A very nice and caring girl. She’s a keeper. There are sometimes when she can get a little mad but overall she is a sweet kind person. Not only that blessing is stunning but has to be told cause sometimes she forgets. She also loves heavy and falls in love quick which causes her heart to get broken easily. But don’t underestimate all that niceness cause blessing will cuss a bitch out and fuck a bitch up if needed But that’s blessing don’t lose her

Drew: who is that stunning girl over there?
Chai: u don’t know who that is? That’s blessing. She’s gonna be mine one day

Drew: not before I get her

by Thatonehotgirlatschool September 2, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.

Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.

by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018