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barf bits

Ewww, whats that on your shoe??... Barf bits.
by runningriot April 27, 2006
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Bit Jockeys

Bit Jockeys: radio hosts who play pre-recorded comedy bits. Audio files created & produced in house and/or lifted from guest appearances. Typically made available for sale on disc via their own website.

The bits are used during a live program in the same way hit songs are played in rotation or by request in music formats.
Syndicated Bit Jockeys Bob & Tom, filled another hour of programming with some of their greatest bits.
by jukeofurl January 13, 2006
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bits are minging

Sweaty or itchy testicles. (Originates from Ireland.)
After dancing all night at the club my bits are minging.
by Gary1234 January 2, 2009
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bit jockey

a computer geek; usually derogetory
alright you propeller headed bit jockeys, get back to coding!
by harry feltersnatcher October 15, 2008
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Blobby Bits

That annoying type of dump when it's not quite solid and not quite diarrhea. Results in lots of small solid chunks of poo along with some liquid. Possibly the most annoying type of shit out there.
Guy 1 - Dude, this bathroom's gonna smell for days! I just let out a load of blobby bits into your toilet!

Guy 2 - Aw come on man blobby bits are the worst! Why'd you have to do this in my bathroom!
by Gosteelers2020 November 15, 2011
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dirty bit

Used in the song by "Black Eyed Peas - The time (Dirty Bit).

-When a guy has sex with a girl, then has sex with a different girl without showering or cleaning his dick from the previous partner. The dirty dick is then referred to as a dirty bit.
Curtis: "Damn dude, didnt u just fuck that girl's mom earlier?

You: "Ya, her slut daughter took my dirty bit up the ass!"
by CFrierson November 29, 2010
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done bits

Used to describe someone who's put a lot of effort in or accomplished a lot.
Guy 1: Yo rappers name is killing it right now!
Guy 2: Yeah man he deserves it, he's done bits.
by I'mReloaded February 7, 2017
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