battle apple

A large mace-like weapon used by street gangs in small town America in the Fifties and early Sixties. The battle apple works most efficiently when buffed up to a fine shine with a shammy cloth and a dab of saddle oil.

Referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan.

"Yo, Lotsy, get the battle apple out of the screen cellar and meet us at 7th and Morlot at 6:30 - it's about time we ruin these clowns."

by chintzy March 6, 2007

Battlebots

The awesomest show ever with fighting robots

Dude, check out my extremely destrutive battlebot!!!!

by Battlebotkid December 5, 2003

Battlestar Grabastica

When the level of grabass reaches epidemic fucking proportions.

I was on a conference call with work, the Sr. V.P. came on and it went from a simple 20 minute call to ballsuck central, it turned into an episode of Battlestar Grabastica.

by Ned Nickelfritz April 25, 2006

Battery Battle

The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.

Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.

by Squaresvillefan March 14, 2013

Battlefield 2

A game that no matter how many times ea releases patches for it, it's still fucked up.

I have a nvidia geforce 6800XT and STILL get choppy graphics and lag Thats battlefield 2's patches for yah!

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme November 30, 2006

Battle Royale

n) a movie in which in one of the last scenes, while the last survivors are on a boat, one of their friends dies from bullet wounds, and as he lays dieing, making a lovely speech, he gets a hard-one, a zinger, a boner, and you can see it through his jeans as he lays there, go ahead! Watch it again! ITS THERE!

"Battle Royale is both cool and odd..."
"Yeah and in the end that one guy gets a boner!"

by Stover May 3, 2005

Battlefield: Vietnam

the newest game in the awsome battlefield series.takes place in vietnam(duh)and lets you fly choppers, shoot m16s, and drive in big boats.(in otherwords, serious fun)

timmy555/mortar/esterfinatoe
timmy555:whoa dude!i just blew that chopper up witha mortar!awsome!

by the rekad playa June 28, 2004