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Flavor Bastard

1: A person who uses to much of one condiment on a wide variety of food.
2: Someone who condemns you about what kind of condiment or seasoning you put on your food.
3: A person who is fatherless and of mixed race that does not know the ethnicity of their father.
Example 1- Person A: I love ranch dressing, I put it on all my foods. Person B: You flavor bastard

Example 2- Person A: Why are you putting so much pepper on your popcorn? Person B: Why are you being such a flavor bastard?
Example 3- Person A: Are you Black Chinese or Black Japanese? Person B: Don't know, I'm a flavor bastard.
by Cha0s0rder October 1, 2013
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Baldeus Bastardus

Latin for Bald Bastard.

When said fast, you can call someone a bald bastard to their face without them knowing.

A phrase first used by the Ancient Greeks.
'Fuck me! Put your hat back on. I can't see for the sun bouncing off your head'.

'Fuck you!'

'No fuck you! You Baldeus Bastardus'
by Plaggy Terry April 19, 2014
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Greasy bastard

A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends
A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice

Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe

Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge
by P1mpDaddyJick February 28, 2017
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evil bastard

Typical selfless asshole who thinks of no other feelings than their own
That evil bastard just left me there
by Sabrinaswords May 8, 2018
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Whore's Bastard

When you are so angry with someone and you want them to go away.

Go to fuck you whore's bastard!
by Real Lady October 16, 2008
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spoon-trap bastard

a.) the IDIOT who has a habit of leaving a spoon and/or concave utensils directly under the faucet in a sink so that water splashes on you when you turn it on

b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren't. Nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. Thats deep. I know.
Tim: "You DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Travis: "Did what?"
Tim: "You left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!"
Travis: "So...."
Tim: "I got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap bastard!"

Tatianna: "Ugggggh Travis' stupid jokes are so awk when he's around all my friends"
Tim: "(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap bastard"
by Dudewiththescoop April 21, 2010
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fuck headed bastard

someone dumb and illegitimate. an illegitimate dumbass.
That alabama fan is a fuck headed bastard.
by AuburnDoc July 9, 2011
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