burrito slapped

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.

SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Burrito Perspective

When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.

J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)

Burrito Perspective

by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009

Burro

A 1993 Toyota 4Runner SR5 4x4 automatic with a 3.0L engine.(2nd gen 4runners in general). This does not apply to 2wd runners ,although those are still donkeys.

Yo, are we thanking the burro to Reward Mine this weekend ? Or are we going to take the Hilux?

by DrNunez April 12, 2020

Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

fuck burrito

Sticking your dick in a burrito, then proceeding to try and mate with the Mexican food.

Hey John! Have you had a fuck burrito yet?

by Thatmanguy69 March 8, 2017

Anne Burrell

Host of Food Network's "Secrets of a Restaurant Chef"

Essentially one of the few Food Network Chef's with a professional background, having graduated from a renowned culinary institute, after which she underwent intense culinary training in Italy. She accumulated the rest of her experience by working as a Chef in many top restaurant.

The premise of her show is to recreate the recipes she makes for clients in her restaurant, so that viewers may make them at home.

Though she does not detail technique as Alton Brown would, the selection of her recipes all teach essential technique, such as how to handle french pastry dough that is made from scratch, how to get 6 larger lamb chops by removing bones, or that adding water to meatball mixtures creates a moist texture.

Anne Burrell writes her own recipes, unlike many Food Network cooks who delegate that task to shadow writers. The only show on Food Network geared toward the Intermediate to Advanced cook

by Seconded March 27, 2011

Dirty Burrito

Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.

I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!

by the dirty pirate hooker June 29, 2011