Alexander

Big dick (14 cm) really god kisser and good in bed too. Alexander gives the best sex you only can imagine. He is lojal to people and have many girls around him

- I had sex with Alexander yesterday
-WHAT?! Was he good?
- Yes, that was the best sex I ever had!

by Harambe21 December 13, 2016

ALEXANDER OUR KING

he knows all and is all

He is the point of our existance

HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI

asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*

dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db

by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021

Alexander Sartorello

a very cool man, it's so cool to know him

im an Alexander Sartorello, i know right, so cool

by iuaisdoouaisiuoadsuiodaiuoadsu May 30, 2022

Alexander Dumbass

The guy who wrote the count of Monte Crisco

Person 1: "The Count of Monte Crisco."
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"

by JustSomeDeerBoi November 18, 2022

Grayson Alexander orlando

A young man that is in love with a girl and he is so sad that he's moving

Man Grayson Alexander orlando is really in love with her

by Hater of history teachers guts June 5, 2022

Lucas Alexander

tall hot ass boy with abs and a huge dick

ayo i heard she got pounded by Lucas Alexander

by impossiblebootyyaaaaa December 27, 2021

kit alexander

kit alexander is a small british youtuber that does life style kind of vlogs. he has two released original songs and has a very cute soft boy aesthetic. he loves the fans that he has and loves to interact with them especially on twitter where he “bullies” his followers as a joke and they bully him back. kit is an amazing youtuber and you should check him out.

twitter tl: who’s kit alexander?
kit: i think he’s a youtuber, but idk. sounds kind of annoying opp.

by kitsnumberonehater September 10, 2020