foop johnson

Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.

Oh hey, did you see that new TRO video?
Sweet, oh hey, Foop Johnson edited a part!

by Lithium Junkie March 12, 2020

The Johnson Effect

When your cellphone starts to ring as soon as you whip out your Johnson to take a piss.

“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.

by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020

Austin Johnson

A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you

"Hey who's that new kid" "he is Austin johnson if you can date him do it he never cheats".

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Boris Johnson

is a word that can be used to describe somebody hanging on to something with dear life, especially when everybody concerned wants you to stop, even to go as far as quitting their cushy jobs. furthermore, it is appropriate to use this when the act of hanging on is actively damaging what you are hanging on to, causing festering distrust in that thing and causing shaking laughter from the rest of the entire fucking world.

Steve, she's had 8 kids with barry now, get over it and stop trying to pull them apart by insinuating an affair.
No, cus im Boris johnson

by PiGeOn the BrIt July 10, 2022

Aiden Johnson

A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.

Look at Aiden Johnson, What a sped double chin.

by Im a dunce May 4, 2022

Boris Johnson

Current PM of Great Britain and N.I, party animal and peppa pig’s No1 supporter.
A less mental version of the orange cheeto man who became president.

The kids at school really Boris Johnson’d!
(The kids at school really broke COVID restrictions to have a “work event”!)

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.

by exuk November 19, 2021