foop johnson

Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.

Oh hey, did you see that new TRO video?
Sweet, oh hey, Foop Johnson edited a part!

by Lithium Junkie March 12, 2020

Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.

by exuk November 19, 2021

Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.

Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.

by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021

ashley johnson

an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.

someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”

by elliewilliamsrealwife June 20, 2023

Boris Johnson

The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure

AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world

Person 1: I voted for Boris Johnson
Person 2: Go get a therapist

by someone_british April 5, 2023

Aiden Johnson

A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.

Look at Aiden Johnson, What a sped double chin.

by Im a dunce May 4, 2022

The Johnson Effect

When your cellphone starts to ring as soon as you whip out your Johnson to take a piss.

“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.

by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020