When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.
"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."
"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"
"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"
by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013
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person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!
by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021
Get the I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK mug.by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006
Get the take a lip lock on my fuck stick mug.n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.
J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'
T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"
T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"
by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010
Get the friend lock mug.to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action
tiger lock
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
by oilcan905 April 6, 2010
Get the Tiger Lock mug.by TheOnlyOne August 16, 2012
Get the Double lock mug.'Jinx lock lock' is the next level to 'Jinx' where when someone says something at the same time as you, you shout 'Jinx Lock Lock' - this then double locks their lips effectively silencing them until someone says their 'full name' three times. This is a double super-duper jinx and is a well know binding verbal contract between cool street kids - particularly growing up in the 90's in Twerton/Whiteway, Bath.
If the jinx lock lock person speaks before they are released, they get double beats and noogies.
If the jinx lock lock person speaks before they are released, they get double beats and noogies.
Cool girl 1 & 2: OMG I LOVE ROLLER BLADING
*pause*
Cool girl 1: JINX LOCK LOCK
Cool girl 2: *sulks*
Cool Girl 1: haha you can't talk now until someone says your full name three times, silence biatch!
*pause*
Cool girl 1: JINX LOCK LOCK
Cool girl 2: *sulks*
Cool Girl 1: haha you can't talk now until someone says your full name three times, silence biatch!
by Cool Girl 1 January 9, 2014
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