Blind Tea Bag

When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)
Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"
by Teenie Bear July 04, 2009
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Bag of cunt flaps

A descriminating but also hilarious way of offending someone.
Something you may say in anger if you stubbed your toe.
You really do look like a bag of cunt flaps today.
(stubbed toe) OW...bag of cunt flaps
by Gingershavesouls March 16, 2012
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bag his lunch

doing the favor of masturbating in a condom for a hungry fag.

after an early morning without breakfast the fag asked me to bag his lunch.
by American Whitner November 04, 2007
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Quixtar D-Bags

People who used to be "involved" with either Quixtar or Amway, and think that because they didn't have the balls to actually do any work, that it "is a scam".

And then they bad mouth the organization to justify their failure.

P.S- The rest of us IBO's ARE making fun of you!
"So have you ever Googled Quixtar?"

"Yeah it is just a bunch on Quixtar D-Bags whining about their failures, not worth my time."

by Driven May 01, 2008
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Bag Ladies Period

"dont try mrs kippens apple pie vicar...ive tasted better bag ladies period"
by Shearer June 16, 2003
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Brown-Bag Special

When someone shits the bed and rolls around in it. They then deny that they did it, but everyone knows who done it. His name was Kyle Davis. His name was Kyle Davis.
Kyle Davis took a shit in the bed and rolled around in it to create a brown-bag special!
by Setherd June 19, 2009
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penis punching bag

1. An unusually hot woman who is really fucking annoying, insipid and stupid. The only reason you associate with them is because you're either fucking them or plan to fuck them.

2. The recipient of a cock slap.


1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?

Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.

2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?

Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
by yannimyfanny December 27, 2008
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