Definitions by Shearer

Bag Lady 

A woman who lives on the streets and never washes.Also is well known for keeping all her belongings in lots of bags

"let the pitbull off the lead so he can maul that bag lady"

Bag Lady by shearer June 18, 2003

Ditch pig 

An affectionate term for a fat ugly girl

Ditch pig by shearer June 17, 2003

Monkey bath

A bath that is so hot when lowering in to it all u say is ooooh ooooh ahhhh ahhhh

Monkey bath by shearer June 17, 2003

Bag Ladies Period 

e.g Foul tasting

"dont try mrs kippens apple pie vicar...ive tasted better bag ladies period"

Bag Ladies Period by Shearer June 16, 2003

Arse spider 

when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.

Arse spider by Shearer June 16, 2003

fanny like a bucket 

A well used and spacious minge

"dont go near betty down the road ive heard she has a fanny like a bucket"

fanny like a bucket by Shearer June 16, 2003