kiddie shit

when an adult is acting in a child like manner, they are presumed to be on some kiddie shit....

"He's on some kiddie shit, says he's scared to watch a horror movie"

"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"

kiddie shit by stiff arm myeazy March 1, 2014

kidz bop 

Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.

Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.

kidz bop by ManMan36 April 23, 2016

Kiddie Crack

A combination of powdered Ritalin and baking soda on a sheet of tin foil, made to be smoked the way crack would be.

"What a deadbeat. Whenever he gets depressed, he hides in the library and smokes kiddie crack."

Kiddie Crack by adisco March 10, 2017

kidog 

1. A pet dog for one that has no children, yet the dog is like a parents kids.

2. A dog that is very much considered and loved as a child or kiddo.

My sister and brother-in-law have no children, however, they do have a kidog.

kidog by Magic Dave October 4, 2018

Beanie Kids 

An Australian Collectable, mainly children under 10 collect but also adults do too

The Original Beanie Kids are palm-sized plush toys, under-filled with beans that retail for around AUD $11.99.

These soft, cuddly, go-anywhere plush pals all have their own names, birthdays, and their own little personalities displayed on the swing tag. When you purchase a Beanie Kid, be sure to look after it. The condition of your Beanie Kid and their swing tag could mean hundreds of dollars to a collector in the future.

What is it about these soft, cuddly, go-anywhere plush pals that have made them the hottest collectable in the world?

Monster Love the Bear- the latest Premier Exclusive Beanie Kid

"OMG did you see the new beanie kids!! they are so cute this month!"

Beanie Kids by TheSweetestRevenge February 23, 2009

His kids 

His cum

When we were fucking last night and he put his kids all over me

His kids by Sabrina Horan July 2, 2016

Columbine Kids 

Nomads of rock subculture, usually move from scene to scene, they get the name from the way they dress and other kids saying that they'll be the ones to shoot up the school, they take pride in their name like they take pride in the combat boots, black jackets and other abnormal clothing that got them their name, they do not shoot up school, commonly associated with punks, metal heads, stoners garage and DIY kids, they are the outcast of the outcast first two columbine kids were "PissBottle" and "HeadBoard"

Yuppie 1 "how much should we spend on the booze?"
Yuppie 2 "we can some money by having one of the columbine kids steal a fifth or two"

Columbine Kids by TANSKY September 22, 2016