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the chicken parmigiana 

this is when you are on the beach with a woman who is on period, the male partner proceeds to wet his penis and roll it in the sand like you are making chicken cutlets. after the penis is covered, apply to bloodied vagina hence making the appearence of a chicken parmigiana
yo dude, i went to the beach yesterday and showed my girl the chicken parmigiana!

foot chicken

Foot Chicken. It's a thing.

liquid chicken 

man i just had a really good liquid chicken sandwich
liquid chicken by butdidiask October 13, 2020

marinating my chicken

re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)

lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!

i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? 

Bro..... If you still use this joke you are probably a super old person+its not even funny anymore
Michael: Hey jack. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jack:Why?
Michael:To get to the other side
Jack:haha. so funny.

loser chicken 

Derogatory term for chicken parmigiana, the commonest and most boring of all chicken dishes.
After studying the a la carte menu for several minutes deciding to opt for the loser chicken. Usually accompanied by an 'L' formed by the thumb and forefinger and placed on the forehead.
loser chicken by Barnsider June 22, 2006